A couple ,Tito and Amanda Watts of Florida were arrested over the weekend for
selling “golden tickets to heaven” to hundreds of people. The couple,
who sold the tickets on the street for $99.99 per ticket, told buyers
the tickets were made from solid gold and each ticket reserved the buyer
a spot in heaven simply present the ticket at the pearly gates and
you’re in.
A Jacksonville police spokesman said
A Jacksonville police spokesman said
“People can sell tickets to heaven,”But the Watts misrepresented their product. The tickets were just wood spray painted gold with ‘Ticket To Heaven – Admit One’ written in marker. You can’t sell something as gold when it’s not. That’s where the Watts crossed the line into doing something illegal.”Tito Watts said in his police statement:
I don’t care what the police say. The tickets are solid gold… it ain’t cut up two by fours I spray painted gold. And it was Jesus who give them to me behind the KFC and said to sell them so I could get me some money to go to outer space. I met an alien named Stevie who said if I got the cash together he’d take me and my wife on his flying saucer to his planet that’s made entirely of crack cocaine. You can smoke all the crack cocaine there you want… totally free. So, try to send an innocent man to jail and see what happens. You should arrest Jesus because he’s the one that gave me the golden tickets and said to sell them. I’m willing to wear a wire and set Jesus upAmanda Watts said in her police statement:
We just wanted to leave earth and go to space and smoke rock cocaine. I didn’t do nothing. Tito sold the golden tickets to heaven. I just watchedPolice said they confiscated over $10,000 in cash, five crack pipes and a baby alligator.
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Ummm… seriously? I’m not too sure this is even worthy of a response but, here goes. The officers idea in saying that the only way that it was illegal is that they misrepresented their product because it wasn’t gold. No sir, the misrepresentation of their product falls under what they were claiming the product could do. As far as I know, no ticket of any kind will get you into Heaven. And may I say that the baby alligator was a strange find but, with the stories they were telling I guess it shouldn’t really be a surprise.
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because april fools?
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Prove that their product won’t allow you into heaven… get back to us when you can
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Is anyone else.concerned as to why they had a baby alligator? ?
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Lolololol!!!!!!! I said what the hell?????
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You cannot buy Heaven with gold, the streets are paved with gold.
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What is this couple on? Is people got that stupid? I thought i have heard and seen everything.Now’s the time for some ocean front property could be rich.
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